MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL
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good question
Because of something called Parallax. Which is when distant objects appear to move much slower than closer ones.
When you’re driving and look out the window, the road right below you appears to be zooming past you. But the mountains in the distance appear to be barely moving at all. This is because they’re further away and so take less of your field of vision. You’d need to move further for them to appear to have moved as much as closer objects.
The stars are much much much much further away than the mountains. So much so that even after thousands of years of moving at incredible speed, they still appear to have barely moved at all.
Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.
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when I was a kid, “parkour” was called “free-running,” which is a WAY cooler name in my opinion but anyway.
my older brother and I went through a a huge free-running phase, watching youtube videos about how to climb brick/stone walls and jump off high places safely etc.
I was already part-squirrel so it just made sense.
Eventually, we moved on from it when I was like thirteen but when that chicken flew onto the CVS Pharmacy roof and the only way to get to it was to shimmy up a concrete pole, brace myself against a chain-link fence, and then hop onto a brick ledge,
I was just like
[anime protag voice] “all of my training………… …was for this chicken.”
What even is your life?
my brother was going through a ninja phase unrelated to naruto, I was in my naruto phase, and I guess we both like the idea of being able to jump off of building unscathed. It honestly worked out.
Are ladders illegal at the CVS Pharmacy?
Are you accusing me of being a person who stops and considers a situation before acting
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Every summer this post starts getting notes again lol
It’s even better when you know that this is Hank giving Dale shit for being a climate change skeptic.
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how does this unpublished anon in my inbox have 1 note
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