Anonymous asked: Actually, wouldn't the off limits rooms be the bathrooms? I think it's under renovation because their fur gets in the pipes. Plus the VHS tape says they slept in the same bed. Goatdad has the perfect bod for goatmom to rest on too.
old people asking “what are you doing?” when you’re on your phone or laptop are the worst bc how do explain that i’m having three separate conversations, reading abt water vs milk in hot chocolate discourse, stalking someone on social media and searching for a very specific meme all at the same time to someone who doesn’t understand how texting works
I had a guy come in to Target tonight and small talk led to him saying “because they’re (millenials) too busy on their phones, right?” *Wink wink* like some in-joke and I said “well I feel obligated to defend my generation and their phones, I mean I’ve got friends all around the world and that’s the only way I can talk to them” and when it came time to leave he said “I hope your friends make it back around these parts soon” and I just. It literally could not sink in for him that I meant I’d *made* friends from all over the world. Like that was not an option he was aware of.
Saying “Gender is fake so how are people trans?” is like saying “Money is fake so how are people poor?” Like as much as we facetiously say gender is fake, “social construct” is not synonymous with “fake”
“Eventually you can’t help but figure out that, while gender is a construct, so is a traffic light, and if you ignore either of them, you get hit by cars. Which, also, are constructs.”
