Anonymous asked: Jade cant eat chocolate, because shes a dog. But it probably means she loves peanut butter because most dogs love peanut butter. This is funny, considering John can have chocolate, but not peanut butter on the grounds of him being allergic to peanuts. Neither of them can ever have a reeses peanut butter cup though, which is double sad.
Everybody talks about “Nintendo Hard” bosses, but let us not forget the many other classic bosses of the NES era:
The boss that you have to hit it 128 times
The boss that makes you sit through a solid minute of invulnerable bullshit, then exposes its weak point for two seconds
The boss with the badass-looking attack that’s actually totally nonthreatening because it doesn’t reach the corners of the room
The boss that rips your face off within seconds the first couple of times you fight it, then you realise that it just has a really obtuse pattern and never get hit again
The boss that doesn’t flash when you hit it, so you can’t tell whether you’re damaging it or not
The boss that performs a frame-perfect jump every time you press the shoot button, and that’s all it does
The boss that was supposed to be hard, but its AI is bugged so that it just spins in circles if you stand on the left side of the room
The boss whose special attack crashes the NES that slipped through QA because none of the playtesters ever got that far
The boss that runs back and forth
dont forget the boss that is increadibly difficult in a fair fight because he has all your moves but if you crouch in one specific spot youre untouchable
