Silver Tongue

Jul 17

Me: *Forgets to pay a speeding ticket.*
The U.S. Government:
The President of the United States: *Colludes with Russia to hack the elections, doesn’t pay taxes for 18 years, scams students out of college tuition, commits treason and openly talks about it.*

The U.S. Government:

(via wuffleton)

Zack and Cody’s life just got a little less “suite” when the heartless take over the tipton hotel in Kingdom Hearts III!

(via taffybuns)

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Alright.. im gonna say it..

candyredterezii:

soft-butch-ahsoka:
candyredterezii:
primarining:
candyredterezii:
primarining:
candyredterezii:
Homestuck.. is Go
you know what happens if you finish that sentence, Dani.
Homestuck is G
think about this dani, is this what you want.
Homestuck is… Good?

(via moonpaw)

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(Source: shubbabang, via scafe-dragon)

y'all

taako-tuuesday:

john initiated the parlay with merle. this means that merle can attack john, but john can’t attack back. merle is about to really show us all what the fück a peacemaker does, and i’m so here for it.

(via bloodsbane)

ahwhoevenknows:

Magnus making sure the rhinoceros is an evil magic rhinoceros and not just a scared normal one is such an iconic Magnus move.

(via bloodsbane)