i have my fucking cat i think we’re both pretty screwed
Shego and Kim Possible.My fiance and his doggo. Might be screwed, but we’ll have fun for a while. At this point, I’ll take it…
It’s me and my husband, we’re probably considering it a vacation.
i have… a maple tree.
welp.
my lock screen is a giant ice cave
i think i’m stranded in my lock screen
SOLLUX CAPTOR
I AM SCREWED EITHER WAY
8D
ive got both striders with me. i doubt we’d be there long
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ShxvsnxznxbN bye
I ❤️ CoS lately
…the level of shade is beyond Primum Mobile
GG
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if pee is the same color as the trolls blood color then a party game called “pee or blood” could be done where several tiny cups are filled with either piss or blood and u gotta drink one and hope u dont get a mouthful of piss
… does no one have a nose?
you seen the comic
terezi is the only one who could tell before tasting so they always pair her up with equius so his sweaty smell can overpower the piss
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rum:
The reason aang and katara are great friends is because they started with a good ice breaker
#the opening line to Sokka’s best man speech at their wedding (tags via)
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you: queerplatonic
me, a homestuck: moirail
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i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location
your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists.
STOP
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Meet the Umbrastaff 2.0. It’s just the umbrella and Angus’ broken wand taped together and it’s the ultimate weapon.
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