It was the first campaign I had ever done, and we were playing the basic mines of phandalin campaign.
Rogue, interrogating the goblin: WHERE IS THE TOWN
Goblin, scared shitless, after a nat20 intimidation roll: ITS JUST DOWN THE VALLEY YOU CANT MISS IT
Rogue, threatening it: TELL ME MORE
Goblin: THIS INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ON PAGE 6
Entire party, ooc: immediately loses shit
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you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.
the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying
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Bayonetta: *eating spaghetti*
God, like, literally God, from the Bible, appearing from the sky and destroying Bayonetta’s house: [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
Bayonetta, flying on a shard of her roof: man what the fuck
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I work at Savers and someone donated this to us today.
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this is so bad it became good again
god fucking damnit
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Conservatives: These millennials and Gen Z’s are lazy and wasting their time eating tide pods. Get up and do something good for society for once
Millennials and Gen Z: *constructs protests and walk-outs for stricter gun laws*
Conservatives: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
