this man put broken glass from a cup into another cup he had with ice in it and minutes later forgot he did that and started eating the ice and the glass along with it so upon realizing he literally Ate Glass his first thought was “i need to ask the bodybuilding.com forums what to do about this”
it’s always the body builder forum
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tag yourself im th cishet gays
i’m cishet trans people
Cis?
In my Trans?
It’s more likely than you think.
“Cishet trans people, cishet gays, cishet lesbians, and cishet bisexuals”.
Uh someone doesn’t get what “cishet” means…
It’s like that one post about “”“cisphobia”“” that was tagged as cissexism
im the cishet trans gay of ur dreams
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the WORST kind of movies r the ones where the nerdy girl is in love with popular dude and he ignores her but after starting to wear make up and pretty clothes he suddenly falls in love with her hetero culture is disgusting
what’s wrong with straight guys wearing makeup and pretty clothes?
wait that’s not what you meant
Now THAT would be a movie
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Justin: *has Taako cast exclusively evocation/fire spells in the battle after remembering Lup*
Me: That’s subtle but I’m still crying
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little moments like this mean a lot to me <3
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I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.
I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense
I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.
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Diana: Have you ever seen something that changes your life and you’re just like ‘huh’.
Steve: I saw you.
Diana: Honestly that’s very sweet but it really makes this awkward because I was going to show you a photo of a five scoop ice-cream.
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the well known Harry Potter cycle
Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy
Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy
Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way
unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2
Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.
Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.
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if ur sense of morality is tied to legality then i can’t rly consider it a basis for evaluation sry :/
sometimes things that are legal…. are worse
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