sex scene = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing
Sax scene= the audience is impressed and learns love for the saxophone
Date a boy who sends you weird pictures at 3 am with the caption “that’s u”
Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco
It’s because everything comes in bulk there and costco has really good object instancing so it only has to construct the VBO for each kind of product once and then reshade it for individual instances, which gets you a big framerate improvement over the parking lot where one million unique cars are in view at any given time
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*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*
in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece
In my house its called laundry! Thank you!
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