want to sleep
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While most people have a miniature angel and devil on their shoulders to help them make decisions, bisexuals have a miniature heterosexual and homosexual on their shoulders to help them lie about their sexuality
one is in a polo and the other is in plaid
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LOOK AT HER GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT EXPRESSION AND MESSY HAIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LO O K AT HER
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“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”
she’s a sniper
*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*
if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds
Literally every single part of his description is funny. His name is Trake. He has his mom cook basic meals for him at 27. He’s an INTJ. He’s whatever the fuck a “radical capitalist” is. He lives in “Southern Tennessee,” something he is probably alone in claiming since everyone splits up Tennessee into Western/Middle/Eastern regions, and the state literally is not tall enough to have a “South.”
And then the post? And the icon? This screenshot was designed in a lab to be the funniest image ever seen by mankind
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