The Rogue is bleeding out. “They say it takes 15 minutes to bleed out from a stomach wound,” he says, gasping for breath. “But… I wish it was longer.”
The Cleric: “you know I can just heal you, ri–”
Rogue: “Shut up! I wish it was longer… because… I-I want to paint a really detailed dick on the ground and I’m not super artistic, so it’s probably gonna take a few tries.”
do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at
you absolute fuckers i made this post fuckifn 5 years ago bc i spilled mac on my favorite shirt at the time n every day. every fucking day notifications spill in abt people being sad and thinking theyre not enough. listen. i made this post when i was 13 and spilling mac n cheese on my shirt. mayb right now u are 13 year old me right now, and thats okay, but absorbing these messages isnt gonna help u. u can get good n be good and telling yourself otherwise only hurts yourself and your mental health progress. be kind and good to yourself. we’ll all spill mac. but sometimes u just gotta change yr shirt and make a new bowl. its okay.
me: wow i cant wait to watch the Thor: Ragnarok (2017) director’s commentary and find out all the cool behind the scenes facts that went into the production of my movie of the year!!!!!
