that was pretty irresponsible of willy wonka to put a huge giant fan at the top of the room with the drink that made you uncontrollably fly directly up like put it in a different room dude that’s some real liability shit
like he said it wasn’t ready for the public which implies they’ve been testing it out privately which just says to me willy wonka has killed hundreds of oompa loompas by launching them into a fan at the top of the room
this is unsurprising and completely consistent with the character of willy wonka
i think tapirs are cute and theyre probably really sweet in real life. i dont know why all of you tumblr users talk about them being “scary” or “powerful” or “crushing people” all the time they’re herbivores and probably quite gentle, they have funny noses, etc. i dont think that a tapir could crush a grown human without considerable effort and i think that you are all making a big fuss and getting very excited over nothing
well sometimes things happen
herbivores are some of the most dangerous animals.
