My favorite part of Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is that if you don’t play DnD, it’s a solid fantasy movie, but if you DO play DnD, you can feel in your soul the table talk that’s almost certainly happening over the events of the movie. Like…
“Are you guys sure you don’t want to take a perception check?”
“I said we jump out the window.”
or
“And he turns and walks directly northwards away from you guys.”
“The map shows a rock-”
“HE WALKS OVER THE ROCK.”
or
“Fuck it, I throw a potato.”
“Okay… roll for potato, I guess.”
“That was a 20.”
or
“I know we won, but I have bonus actions and I’m going to use them, damn it.”
My second favorite thing about the DnD movie is how you can absolutely clock some of the rolls happening during fights, or even other situations where dice rolls would be required.
There’s an impressively failed dexterity check that really stands out. Gotta watch your feet, bud.
Lets be honest. The best mechanics gag was the intellect eaters ignoring all of them because they all decided intelligence was a dump stat, even the DM’s special boy
we should bring back whatever type of character design this is
They look like your username sounds
getting emails and messages from tumblr have me activating my defense form
Pokemon Heritage Post
should probably point out that when i queued this several months ago op’s url was “hegugurk” and not “terminalvortex”.
i did also notice at one point that it was “sealboypussy” and i’m more than a little disappointed it changed since that made the joke much, much funnier
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