Silver Tongue

Feb 22

[video]

when I am forced to do any kind of public speaking

Anonymous asked: what's a twink?

hamncheeeese:
urbuddylance:
alteanlance:
stomachkrampus:
boy-snacks:
lightbvlb:
dragonwithafez:
enochianghost:
gendice:
blonde american snack
you’re thinking of a twinkie
a twink is when you only blink one eye
no that’s a wink
a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms
nah, you’re thinking of a sink
twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work
that’s ink
a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun
No, you’re thinking of a slinky

A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore
nope, that’s a kink
twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo
No, thats jinkies
Twink is when you get an idea
nah fam, that’s think(ing)
twink is a lighter shade or red
Nah that’s pink
A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda

Nah thats link.
A twink is the gear pokemon from gen V

bouncingbumble:

So we’ve got a small but powerful token,
originally belonging to a powerful being, but taken by a flawed hero who didn’t know what he was getting in for,
and who is defeated, losing the item into the water.
This token comes into the keeping of an eccentric mortal for many years, giving them long life and vitality,
until they pass it on to a younger relative, and their health immediately begins to deteriorate.
The adorable, dark-haired, doe-eyed new bearer,
carrying the token on a necklace,
sets out to find someone else to take it,
but ultimately must take ownership of the quest themselves.
Along the way, they encounter endless dangers and obstacles,
finally facing their greatest challenge yet at a volcano,
and return the token to its source.
Featuring super idyllic, completely culturally stagnated hometowns,
raptors of unusual size,
Dramatic Tower Is Dramatic,
and tiny boats sailing into the sunset.
tl;dr - Moana is Lord of the Rings without the actual evil.