“No wonder you’re extinct!” Denis Nedry, Jurassic Park for patreon.com/tycarter Jurassic Park was one of my favorite movies as a boy and is still today. I thought it might be fun to take some of the most memorable scenes and caricature them.
The 60-acre Cool Patch Pumpkins
corn maze in Dixon, CA, is so big that
people routinely call 911 for help
getting out, even though they have a
map that details every twist and turn.
sollux and eridan represented the tumultuous dichotomy between chads and incels
any timeline where sollux is a chad is a doomed one
sollux valued and respected his friends male or female UNLIKE eridan . sollux was grouchy but not aggressive and even when he squabbled with karkat they made up. sollux was selfless and died a couple times so everyone could succeed. SOLLUX IS A CHAD. someone add the panel where hes getting carried away by feferi and nepeta
only a chad
eridan amporincel:
genocidal complex
thinks magic is fake, collects wands anyway
shitty relationships
had a lesbian make him a White Science Wwand, killed that same lesbian with that same wwand
black-flirted with another lesbian
needs respect women juice
sollux chadtor:
cool glasses
doesnt need weapons
double horns
good friends with karkat despite having discussed with him several times
doesnt flirt with lesbians
has had his respect women juice, as well as a succesful relationship with a woman whose hemotype was far above his
any and all amount of time i spent on this was far too much
