skyrim is such a bad game because you can marry this guy:
but not this guy:
Dragons are agender and aroace though
Gee I Sure Love My Husband, Odahviing. We Have Hot, Ball-Slapping Sex Every Night.
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palette 🍊
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Windex isn’t carbonated
But….. the scent………………
They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity
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small brain: crushing on Loki in Avengers
normal brain: crushing on Loki in Ragnarok
transcendant brain: having a crush on the real ass norse mythological figure
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Someone’s gonna end up crying. Probably me.
— Mipha
doodled one of my old OCs. A blue archer mage named Sarah.
What an icon
Millennial mood.
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Shuri: I made these shoes sound absorbent.
T'Challa: That’s amazing.
Shuri: I call them Sneakers.
T'Challa:
Shuri:
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