If you’ve rejected me, I hate you. If we’re just friends, our friendship is over. If we don’t know each other, I will never offer you mere friendship. The friendship I’ve offered to your sex has been abused too much and for too long. I now spit at the concept. So I offer you two options and two options only: take this dick, or fuck off and die. Spread your legs, or go fall on a knife. Wet my prick, or eat a fucking bullet. In other words, if you don’t want to fuck me, then stay out of my life forever. If you don’t want to fuck me, I honestly couldn’t care less if you died. Those are the only options you get. Those are the only options you deserve.
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my nemesis:
i'm going to hurt you of course but first i'll go after all of your friends and--
me:
i don't.
my nemesis:
...what
me:
i don't have any of those
my nemesis:
fr.. iends..
me:
yeah
my nemesis:
you don't.. have those. not even one
me:
nope
my nemesis:
and you aren't like.. lying. for your own/their sake
me:
no i genuinely just don't have any and i wanted to save you the trouble of having to start the process of looking into it only to find nothing to work with, so
my nemesis:
oh. ah. wow. that's.. polite. of you. i guess
me:
mmhm
my nemesis:
this is like.. seriously bumming me out right now. are you.. busy tonight? oh. fuck. obviously you aren't. sorry. i'm sorry. wasn't trying to be insensitive. god. anyway. we're.. going to go to the movies, okay? i'm not getting any satisfaction out of.. that conversation. any joy just.. whoosh. right out the window. that whole exchange just truly ruined my current state emotionally and i'm.. getting you out of the house. asap
