Silver Tongue

Apr 21

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pinewhisky:

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juicetrump2:

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(x) and a bit more detail:

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A whooooooole lot of evangelical places should get shut down

Speaking of cursing your local evangelist…

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graham-folger:

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captain-price-officially:

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lmao

Holy shit if you watch the video he literally says “I thought you were a bad guy” like a fucking toddler

He shot the undercover officer because he saw the undercover officer was armed. In the United States, there is a constitutional right to bear arms, but the police will open fire the moment they see you’re exercising that right, and they’ll only be sorry if it turns out you were one of them the whole time.

Not that we didn’t know the US has a police brutality problem, but “even cops don’t know how to avoid getting shot to death by the cops” is a pretty powerful statement.

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783-remade:

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my favorite greentext is the “everything in this world is part of my game” one hold on i’ll find it

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i quote this so much

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katy-l-wood:
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“ This display in Ashmolean Museum shows how touching artwork affects material.
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This is why museum staff get really upset when visitors touch stuff Please don’t touch the collection objects!
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katy-l-wood:

saintartemis:

anotherconservator:

This display in Ashmolean Museum shows how touching artwork affects material.

This is why museum staff get really upset when visitors touch stuff Please don’t touch the collection objects!

This is such a great way to do it, though! Don’t just tell people not to touch, show them exactly why they can’t.

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sunou-kitsune:

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Sponsored posts were a mistake it’s allowed missionaries onto my dash

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its funny to see that they actually tried it. hope they know the kind of hell theyre walking into, trying to bring religion into tumblr.

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o-kurwa:

#i mean. bro #i hate to break this to you but #you are in fact good at the small amount of piano ur playing #it is not fake

Dude taught himself to compose and calls it fake

“Just string it together in any order, the more random it is the more complex it’ll sound" improvising music on the fly was one of Mozart’s party tricks

Not saying this guy is Mozart but he’s smart and clever and talented and way, way underappreciating himself

Bimbo qualities

babe wake up new flavor of imposter syndrome dropped

Yeah 100% the joke’s on him for thinking he’s faking, lmao.

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I want Ives back, imagine him finding out Tim’s secret ID and then thinking back to this exact moment, he‘d lose his shit

I 100% believe that any time Tim gas lights his friends about Batman and Robin, the universe just jots it down in their karma book. Just so when his id is revealed, his friends immediately try to attack like you do when you friend gets you with a well executed but terrible pun.

Just Ives lunging at Tim and trying to strangle him but can’t.

The fact that three seperate people have said ‘Ives is going to strangle him’ is cracking me up

As he should. He has every right

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galoogamelady:

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they got in trouble again

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