Silver Tongue

Apr 21

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Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

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Apr 20

birdsareblooming:

OH FUCK HE HAS FUCKING ESCAPED

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aspiringhuman:

coldeyesthatburn:
How much of the “i hate being an adult” is really just feeling the crushing pressure of capitalism
Bruh like all of it

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shenmegoomitensay:

toilet–princess:
ta-to-ba:
burnttoastmaster:
kamen-apple:
It’s that time o’ the year lads

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cancerianwastelandcat asked:

Wh-Why is Bottom Storage called Bottom Storage....? 😂

black-nata:

autisticexpression:
awed-frog:
gingerly-writing:
I couldn’t find the og post so I had to yoink this off reddit, but:
IT’S A THING™ AND THIS POST NAILS IT
Every day, people on this site commit acts of heresy that would have got them burned at the stake in the past.
it’s what our heretic ancestors burned at the stake would have wanted

minervose:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:
hera-the-wizard:
notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:
notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:
Leopardy!
So? #girlboss
It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

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fourteenth-ascian:

happy 4/20

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esoanem:

trashrabbits:
bewbin:
bewbin:
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

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