Silver Tongue

Feb 20

push:

on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i

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*goes back in time to get history to call thomas jefferson “tommy jeff”*

ananymous-art:
“Runs the shit show
”

ananymous-art:

Runs the shit show

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miss-serket:

jade harley: one of the most powerful sburb players ever, fused with a first guardian, knows how to work a riffle from a young age, has been studying things like robotics since she was like 7, an ambassador of skia, the first to wake on prospit, an incredibly powerful witch of space

also jade harley: 

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thesymbolofpeace:
“ gaibsiv:
“fbi kin
”
assigned cop at birth
”

thesymbolofpeace:

gaibsiv:

fbi kin

assigned cop at birth

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runawaymeatsuit:

the-prolefeed:

agentscarters:

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Why do you think they deserve it

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chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

grooms bride: being a whore

Waiter chiming in with closing the goddamn door: Oh you haven’t heard?

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jacksepticwoosh:

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This was a JOURNEY

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