Silver Tongue

Feb 19

fluoride-bomb:

IQ is like dragon ball powerlevel for online racists

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officialkeikoandgilly asked: You'd be under arrest for breaching the peace and resisting arrest.

dapperpea:

aztechnology:

me, a DM, gazing upon my players as they are in the midst of making a mistake that’s gonna bite them in the ass later

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me, a player, knowing this is a Bad Idea but dammit it’s what my character would do and I don’t want to go down this path either but Here We Are:

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Originally posted by star-wars-is-life

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personality meme flipnote edition

were you a shiny eevee or a blue mew kind of person? an anthony or gizmo kind of person? an epic guitar or a BosS kind of person?

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Anonymous asked: how do you make ur art look like its glowing?? it's gorgeous!!

vetyr:

I’ll give you a weird secret.  After you put the glowing object on a dark background, surround the white parts with a halo of highly saturated color.  Observe:

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It doesn’t have to be that blatant- smaller outlines of color, blended properly with the background, can make an equally effective glow-y look :)

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emi–rose:

slaughterhousefive:

discount-vampire:

hey let’s watch this video seems neat

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haha wow thats weird why do those cans look so familiar…

wait…

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oh my god

Everyone count your days because The Final Pam is real

THOUSANDS OF SONS

quick, we need to find the forest with 30 ghost boys and 300 metal sons! its the only place thats safe from the final pa

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Wrong Sack

bevendre:

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Your hand grabs hold of a sack, but as you feel it you don’t feel any coins…”

The DM to the drow wizard who decided to pick pocket the 7.5ft and very nude gnoll barbarian…

Ah good times.  Not even the strangest thing my bunch of idiots have managed.

my fav part was what happened next when the gnoll smashed the drow into the wall and thought she was coming onto him.

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filibusterfrog:
“rose trickster indulgence
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filibusterfrog:

rose trickster indulgence

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sonypraystation:

thatthreeanon:

burdmom:

annajiejie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting.

Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault.

So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

whats a king to a bard

Thats literally a dnd skill

funnymen were fucking assassins 

vicious mockery

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