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leaked clip from frozen 2
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My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
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Face it… Turtle have big mouth to fit cucumber
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Gun control isn’t a black and white issue… there’s also red. Lots and lots of red.
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