Silver Tongue

Apr 20

aromancy:
princeps-civitatus-peach:
prokopetz:
The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.
Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.
Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.
Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.
@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

daisy and SA-X play tennis against wario and dark samus

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ramseyr:

malus-syl-vestris:
cumaeansibyl:
johnbrownfunclubofficial:
oxfordcommaforever:
johnbrownfunclubofficial:
antifas:
We don’t even need trains to drive themselves. We just don’t need cars. That’s it. There doesn’t need to be automation. There just needs to be a change in our infrastructure.
Why does every faux leftist want to take out cars away? Is it just cause they’re mostly children online and they’ve never had a job let alone own a car…
Beware anyone who would restrict your freedom of movement
Lmao you think cars are freedom, not just another means of control. That’s hilarious. Henry Ford would be proud of your ignorance.

I’m a grown adult who’s tired of being a slave to my car and my town’s hostile infrastructure. Sorry you’re too much of a dork to get that cars and modern American roads absolutely fucking suck. Sorry you hate poor people and want to force us into constant debt and chain us to useless metal coffins.
I don’t want to take anyone’s car. I want a world where hardly anyone needs a car and therefore get rid of theirs willingly. I want a world where I can walk most places I need to go and can ride a bus or train or my bicycle everywhere else. But ok buddy.
Taking public transit in a place where public transit is well-funded and well-designed is a goddamn delight. You want freedom? I can go wherever I want, I don’t have to park, and there’s a tram or bus every ten minutes so I’m not even worried about my schedule. I don’t even fucking like walking and I would love to live in a city where that was an option.
Naturally this is not an experience most Americans have had because even our best city public transit is blown out of the water by what other countries are doing. It’s not easy to explain how life-changing that level of transit access is!
And if you really must drive, well, the roads are a lot clearer when everyone else is on a train.
Car dependency encourages class stratification.
“ThEy’Re tAkInG AwAY OuR–” shut up. Shut up. Fuck you, shut up.

you gotta talk to them in their own language. watch and say it in way that bypasses the boot in their mouth. watch

Yo, if we get better public transit then there will be lighter traffic for those that do use cars

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sleepygaymerdisease:

soyalexnajera:
Jason Momoa and Chris Pratt

this is how i found out

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undercoverlesbian:

sapphics only have four moods:
1.) wnat wife
2.) complete fucking breakdown
3.) ???
4.) bread

this is sword erasure

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bearotonin-international:

bearotonin-international:
bearotonin-international:
Floofability score: sheep
Although logic, common sense, and basic self-preservation instincts tell us better, we must agree with you, Good Sir
A point we cannot refute

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circlejourney:

amanita-rubescens:
luna1350:
twilight–princess:
kingofthebouncycastle13:
The music in water levels:
The music in snowy levels:
Don’t forget the desert levels
The haunted house level:
The cave level though

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supreme-leader-stoat:

Tumblr patch notes
Added purchasable upgrades to user pvp

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omghotmemes:

Congrats!

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biggaybunny:

One of the things that makes The Chocolate Guy so enduring in his appeal is that he doesn’t cheat. The truth is when you see those strange-items-as-cake videos, 98% of the time it’s fondant piled on top of some barely sculpted sponge. But chocolate guy – sure he uses food coloring here and there, but he’ll use all sorts of fruits, candy mixtures, and of course the most *delicately* sculpted chocolate to create his insane contraptions. He’s taken chocolate to a lathe before. And that’s infinitely more fascinating than yet another instance of edible play-doh being used to make a shoe, or whatever.

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