Silver Tongue

Feb 18

jwblogofrandomness:

dreamofserenity626:

toytowns:

toytowns:

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Okay, what the actual living hell?

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Why the heck?

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korisinquehacer:
“Shinx used flash!
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korisinquehacer:

Shinx used flash!

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D&D classes as john mulaney quotes

ncc-seventeen-oh-fun:

Barbarian - *smashes a 40 on the ground and yells* SCATTER!

Bard - the entire salt and pepper diner story.

Cleric - You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Druid - Aaah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Monk - I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day, i’ll die.

Paladin - for those of you who aren’t catholic, I don’t mean to exclude you (even though we looove to exclude you)…

Ranger - everybody get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.

Sorcerer - this might as well happen. adult life is already so goddamn weird.

Rogue - Stop snitchin’, motherfucker.

Fighter - sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Warlock - FUCK DA POLICE!

Wizard - I’m either having a drink or I have to pee. You’re living the golden years kid, not me.

(via vaporwave-trolls)

typheus:
“hmmmmm
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typheus:

hmmmmm

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officialkeanureeves:
“ thesylverlining:
“ autumngracy:
“ the-x-button:
“ atomictiki:
“Just a sec. Gotta log into GMail
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what the fuck
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WHAT
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Garfield Lore goes DEEP
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@daily-garfield
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officialkeanureeves:

thesylverlining:

autumngracy:

the-x-button:

atomictiki:

Just a sec. Gotta log into GMail

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what the fuck

WHAT

Garfield Lore goes DEEP

@daily-garfield

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jestre:
“ morseapple:
“ m16s-m1911s-and-power:
“this is so fucking ascended
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@beardiemod
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*X-Files theme plays*
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jestre:

morseapple:

m16s-m1911s-and-power:

this is so fucking ascended

@beardiemod

*X-Files theme plays*

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