Silver Tongue

Feb 16

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Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.
Omg I hit the reblog button so fast
i feel this on a spiritual level.
They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.
George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.
They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.
🤔🤔
I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything
Why is my name always used for bad shit :(
But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples
or Pink Ladies
Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.
Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.
Granny Smiths are a crock of shit
YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE
fuji apples tho
Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else.

I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)
PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS
You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples
All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.
BRAEBURN OR NOTHING
Royal Gala or go home
HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried
Sunrise apples are out right now, and I am a happy Puns. Also Akane apples are wonderful for eating, and early Transparent apples are AMAZING for cooking with.
I’ve also heard people who swear by Gravenstein apples.
unrest in the apple fandom
not really an apple apple, but guava apples are the SHIT
If you’ve never had a Jonagold, you are missing out.
Pink Ladies are the best I’ve had so far (gonna try tasting more apples this year) and they are so good!!

Yall are all wrong. the best is golden delicious

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nintendo:

Bayonetta 1 & 2 are now available for Nintendo Switch! Join the Umbran Witch Bayonetta and use her supernatural powers and devastating weapons to fight back armies of angels and demons! http://bit.ly/2ELC8MU

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expert level meme really

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chefpyro:

doctor who on the 21st of may, 2005: hey kid you hear about gas masks
me, having just turned 8 that day: fuck, i’m gonna base my entire aesthetic around this

the next logical step is plague masks

The man, the monster, the legend.

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Mike Wazoski, behold my latest and greatest creation

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It’s funny how some people see Sonic as super selfish when he will push himself beyond the point of exhaustion in order to save others.
It took me so much time to notice he fainted in the middle of a smile and a thumbs up. I love the care that went into the body language in this game.
You can call Sonic many things, but “selfish” is absolutely not one of them.
Indeed, and also important to recall Sonic and the Black Knight:
He’s fighting to save a world which he does not belong to. He’s risking his life to let people enjoy every single minute in their lives
Lancelot was right, there was NO point to continue, his sword broke and still fighting against a powerful wizard; he was gonna die. He cared?
No, he wanted to save them because that’s what he wants, people to live happy.
Look at this scene, he had no idea of what was happening; clearly he even knew he could die fighting.
If you come and say Sonic is selfish, you totally don’t pay attention to what he has done for happiness

sonic is not selfish, he likes to take tings slow. because he understands that theres a time to go fast and theres a time to take a rest.

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