Silver Tongue

Feb 15

nehirose:
“ ladyshinga:
“ voidbat:
“ cipheramnesia:
“ vermouthea:
“ yttriumrapier:
“ Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Keanu Reeves is this generous to complete strangers. This pattern of behavior has been well established.
But why does he carry...

nehirose:

ladyshinga:

voidbat:

cipheramnesia:

vermouthea:

yttriumrapier:

Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Keanu Reeves is this generous to complete strangers. This pattern of behavior has been well established.

But why does he carry envelopes chock full of cash? Is that how he’s paid? 

look don’t be asking questions you’re not ready for the answer to

He’s a fae. They just have whatever money they need.

probably the reason he stood there silent for a few minutes was because he was manifesting the cash.

also because he was tasting all the guy’s words for lies.

He was also checking to make sure the currency was, you know, current. He still keeps some mementos from the olden days.

time passes differently underhill, after all.

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transmanrichardstrand:

bruddabois:

yellowjuice:

eelpatrickharris:

bdotlgdot:

fall-and-shadows:

pronounrespecter:

swearwolvez:

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

ua86:

hardboiledoldman:

travelling-cat-salesman:

pon-raul:

psyducked:

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

stay the fuck away from me

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

I want to spray this post with Lysol

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

Even IF you could get away with not washing your hands after peeing, it wouldnt be applicable in this situation. OP stated they went straight from teh stall to the door meaning they were taking a dump. You dont piss in a stall you piss in a urinal. The stalls are for craps.

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short and stoat

soylentnight:

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farfrompaid:
“I ducking love this meme
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farfrompaid:

I ducking love this meme

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captainatsea:

goneserphing:

back at it again at shadow moses

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chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

What’s “Shadow Moses”? Because it sounds like a religious 11 year old’s first OC.

Hrmm… an original character, huh?

Thats right chef, And Original Character is when someone makes a character for a preestablished series that is their own original.

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angrybooklady:

chiefgreythong:

steverigers:

friendly reminder that rick astley is actually a pretty horrible person lmao 

rick astley could be a fucking serial killer at this point and i wouldn’t have a goddamn clue because im physically and psychologically incapable of clicking any link that even slightly alludes to him at this point. rick astley just ran over 20 people you say? lmao not falling for that again don’t tell me to call 911 what do you take me for a fool

one day Rick Astley will die and none of us will click on the headline

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potoo-reblogs:
“ spaceexp:
“ Massive aurora on Jupiter, as seen by the Hubble Space Telescope
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potoo-reblogs:

spaceexp:

Massive aurora on Jupiter, as seen by the Hubble Space Telescope

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