I cannot think of a single possible way to make that not suck but I am intrigued by the idea that anyone would even attempt it. I could aaalmost see an animated show but I think its structure is just kind of impossible to translate to a tv/movie format.
“17-year-old @chloekimsnow is the daughter of Korean immigrants. Today she made history as the youngest woman to win a medal in snowboarding at the #Olympics. She won gold.”