Silver Tongue

Jun 27

equestrianrepublican:

rnoistness:

manafromheaven:

Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
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my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of

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(Source: emmanomia23, via )

stormfox:
“ bulph:
“ woodrider:
“Only furries will get this
”
I really hate this
” ”

stormfox:

bulph:

woodrider:

Only furries will get this

I really hate this

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

(via mint-and-love)

simkaye:
“ nothing gets my self esteem going better than tumblr dot com
”

simkaye:

nothing gets my self esteem going better than tumblr dot com

(via irailleth-archive)

skysinger-musings:

thanks-for-the-scarf:

gojiro:

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

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(via dan-mcneely)

doomy:
“ triggeredmedia:
“ This implies gays and blacks are handicap and need special treatment.
Brilliant.
”
you pee your pants shut up
”

doomy:

triggeredmedia:

This implies gays and blacks are handicap and need special treatment.

Brilliant.

you pee your pants shut up

(Source: forthelove-ofscience, via dan-mcneely)

ek-fellr:
“ cerex:
“ mamavalkyrie:
“ shakerattleandcrescentrolls:
“ devious-devil:
“ omnimodus:
“ apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
”
or maybe these...

ek-fellr:

cerex:

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

No we have gun control

FUCK

(via thedenofravenpuff)

sashaforthewin:

einradfahrer:

actuallykanayamaryam:

lizardsister:

galaxy-eyed-guardian:

asgardreid:

lizardsister:

scott pilgrim straight up killed people though and nobody cared

That’s just how Toronto is

Actually can i point something out? Bryan Lee O'Malley said Scott never killed them. They just were teleported home and had their lessons learned.

thanks after 100k notes not a single other person has pointed this yet ur the very first person

if you die in Toronto you just reappear in your house with a wicked headache

I thought in Canada you just respawn in the last Tim Horton’s you went to

That explains why many Canadians are constantly looking for the nearest Tim Hortons, they want a nearby save point

(via dan-mcneely)

artistotel:
“doodled old homestuck
”

artistotel:

doodled old homestuck

(Source: artistotel-archive, via moonpaw)

geekandmisandry:

jamiejamesd:

hypocriticalhypothetical:

taosnipple:

beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

And the Transgender Triathlon

*remembers the time she ran confidently into a mirror maze and smacked into a glass panel straight off the bat*

Yeah, that seems right.

Wait, if I’m panromantic and asexual does that mean I have to go through both?

All split attraction are in for hell.

(via thedenofravenpuff)