Silver Tongue

Feb 13

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kramergate:

the-barefoot-hatter:

tripleclown:

kramergate:

I hate that the crux of the Addams Family movies is pretty much that Fester is incel cause anyone with eyes can tell that hes a procreation machine built for unstoppable insatiable fucking

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god of sex

I am confused at this incel conclusion, didn’t all the Adams-y women agree Fester was super hot? The Amor twins were all over him when he returned.

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and then there’s Dementia at the end of the movie, clearly giving Fester the look

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And while Fester is certainly interested in Debbie’s looks, he’s absolutely thrilled at their engagement and at his happiest point during their wedding.

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He even very clearly tells his brother that, while happy for them, he’s jealous of Gomez and Mortica’s relationship. He’s dreamed “there might be someone for him.” While the Addams are clearly amazing in the bedroom, everyone knows what really matters is how crazy they are for each other, the ultimate perfect couple.

TL:DR Fester isn’t looking for sex, he’s looking for a loving, committed relationship. 

thats a good analyzation but heres my take: Fester Addams bald head is the solar panel on a moonlight powered fuck machine than neither god nor the devil nor any force between them is capable of controlling. its Fester’s sexy sexy world and we’re just living in it

fester is neither incel, chad nor normie. he is an addams

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kilalabunnies:
“ c-cassandra:
“The perfect Valentine’s Day.
”
@silver-tongues-blog I wanna wrap you up and snuggle the hell outta ya
”
You can try but i will be hiding behind a corner with a different blanket to do the same!

kilalabunnies:

c-cassandra:

The perfect Valentine’s Day.

@silver-tongues-blog I wanna wrap you up and snuggle the hell outta ya

You can try but i will be hiding behind a corner with a different blanket to do the same!

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amonsteronmaplestreet:

prokopetz:

No, there is no FBI agent monitoring my online activity.

I’m Canadian. The American spy watching my every move is CIA, not FBI.

I’m pretty sure that even in the USA, all these FBI jokes are really hurtful to the NSA agents who are actually watching us

This reads like one of those “there are only two genders” memes

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venussocks asked: Rage is the aspect of the lesbians it’s cannon

banishedquasiroyal-deact:

rage makes me thinks of axes. u know what axes represent?

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LESBIAN AXE FLAG (labrys, the GAYEST battleaxe)

also she’s NOT a rage player but you know who has an axe

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can matpat gametheory like THAT?

dont forget that lumberjacks use axes and they wear flannel which is another lesbian symbol

hornyonmainstreet:
“1. Hello
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hornyonmainstreet:

1. Hello

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haiku-robot:
“ wakemeup-enoughisenough:
“I would say his gold fucking medal sums up his work ethic, Debra.
”
i would say his gold
fucking medal sums up his
work ethic debra
^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make...

haiku-robot:

wakemeup-enoughisenough:

I would say his gold fucking medal sums up his work ethic, Debra.

i would say his gold
fucking medal sums up his
work ethic debra



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alphamatic-replacement:
“i was assigned @hurrdurrmeepmoop for this years homestuck valentine exchange ( @homestuckvalentine )!! they requested dirk/equius or dirk/john!
”

alphamatic-replacement:

i was assigned @hurrdurrmeepmoop for this years homestuck valentine exchange ( @homestuckvalentine )!! they requested dirk/equius or dirk/john!

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nekurothings:
“hello @cottonfeltgembira !!! here is my valentine’s gift for u !!!

nekurothings:

hello @cottonfeltgembira !!!  here is my valentine’s gift for u !!! <3
and happy valentine’s day my dudes :]
@homestuckvalentine

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