Silver Tongue

Jun 26

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

chefpyro:

charlesoberonn:

Poison is a magical transmutation potion that transforms people into corpses.

This knife is actually a magic wand

Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

*cocks gun* magic missile

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lmaonade:

that phenomenon where you struggle with a video game boss fight literally all night or something and decide to just fucking go to bed and you just flawlessly handle it as soon as you wake up 

This happened with me and yooka laylee. I was having a lot of trouble with capitol B and then just took a break for a few months because life happens. i came back and beat him flawlessly without even remembering half the controls

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windforge:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

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GG EZ

[Patreon]

me

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volcainist:
“i cant with this world anymore
”

volcainist:

i cant with this world anymore

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neodaq:
“this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived
”

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

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silver-tongues-blog:

Money situation is worse than i thought. My insurance doesn’t do partial payments so i need $91 before Wednesday. if you wanna buy commissions, now is the time to do it. I’ll also do NSFW ones. just pm me.

Thanks to @bevendre I have the money I need. Really, they’re a life saver.

Money situation is worse than i thought. My insurance doesn’t do partial payments so i need $91 before Wednesday. if you wanna buy commissions, now is the time to do it. I’ll also do NSFW ones. just pm me.

willhernandezcomics:
“ F*KING WATCH ME!!!
*My Kofi*
”

willhernandezcomics:

F*KING WATCH ME!!!


*My Kofi*

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