Silver Tongue

Apr 16

frigidfries:

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undertale moments…

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smashy-headcanons:

Link headcanons

The first Link was the Hero of Time. He arrived just after the Forest Temple.

Melee, he came back just before raiding Ganondorf’s castle, and his friendships with the other Smashers truly began to grow and flourish in this tournament. However, he was confused as to his younger self: he KNEW he hadn’t been in Smash as a child.

Young Link is actually from AFTER Ocarina of Time, just before Majora’s Mask. He’s a bit weirded out since he remembers seeing his own child self, and knows that this older version of him is his past self (and remembers that from his perspective). It’s confusing, but he’s dealt with weirder things before.
Before he leaves, he explains this to the original Veterans (minus Adult link/his past self). They’re confused, but they get it.

Link even loans the Mirror Shield to one of the other Original Twelve, promising that he’ll be back for it next Tournament. 

The next Tournament, Brawl, has Twilight Princess Link. The other Original Smashers-especially Mario, Luigi, Fox (who was a Friendly Rival with Link), and especially Samus (who saw Link as a brother,) feel very betrayed and upset that the Link they knew, the Hero of Time, has been dead for a long time.

Poor Twilight Princess Link has to fight an uphill battle of approval from the Original Smashers. He manages it, but it’s not easy. (They’re grieving for someone they didn’t know they lost until they met him, after all.)
He’s significantly more accepted in Smash 4, and the other Original Smashers have warmed up to him, but he still feels awkward around them. 

This time, he warns them that he might be stepping down. So when BotW Link arrives, they’re less surprised. 

(TP Link reappears after World of Light as Wolf Link, and is allowed to hang around Smash Mansion as long as he doesn’t fight unless BotW Link is sick or injured. He’s perfectly fine with this: he gets to spectate and be with his friends, AND not stress out about living up to his ancestors’ legacy.
He and BotW Link get along swimmingly.) 

Young Link, in Ultimate, is the Hero’s Shade. He just takes the form of his younger self in battle so as not to disturb people. 
He returned in order to ease his final regrets: he never returned to Smash, and his friends had to learn about his death from his descendant. So he returns in order to have one final fight, and to give them closure.

Toon Link is Wind Waker/Phantom Hourglass Link. He’s just happy to be here. 

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monsterenergytwink:

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tammiwulf:

dzamie:

adobe-outdesign:

you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not

*scientist steps onto the stage*

*a photo of a Flygon appears on the projector screen*

*she hits the screen with a pointer stick*

“Bug.”

*entire auditorium erupts into furious shouting*

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DEFINITELY BUG

I should clarify I agree that this would be a debate in canon because it is in the fandom, however, flygon is a reptile c:

Flygon is a living pun based on **dragon**fly. He has traits of both insects and reptiles. That being said he’s a big bug! He evolves from a pokemon based on a termite and one on a literal dragonfly. He is a bug in the shape of a dragon!

Correction: Trapinch is based on a different bug and I guessed species wrong. But point still stands that the flygon line should have been part bug! Bug/Dragon makes more sense than Ground/Dragon!

My best guess is that the taxonomy of pokemon is determined by their strengths and weaknesses. while logically flygon SHOULD be a bug/dragon, his weaknesses indicate ground/dragon. of course this means the entire classification and typing should be overhauled due to the limiting labels people put on it, much like our own world in regards to what exactly a reptile is and why birds should be reptiles but turtles shouldnt.

thyrell:

thyrell:

some of the funniest discourse ive seen on this website is whether its okay to sexualize the terms top/bottom (because minors use them)

please dont sexualize the act of having penetrative sex because my sixteen year old mutual loves to misuse words about it

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soshinee:

NO FUCKING TERFS ON MY BLOG NO RADFEMS NO ONE WHO CALLS THEMSELVES “GENDER CRITICAL” NO TRANSMEDS!!!!! YOURE ALL EVIL

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imp:

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

having strict parents will do that to you

Having autism will do that

Having ADHD will do that to you

Being LGBT will do that to you

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a lifetime of anxiety and a crippling fear of failure!

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kuttithevangu:

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that

Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.

look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result

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if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost

That’s my grandpa

Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.

We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent. 

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