Silver Tongue

Jun 26

Anonymous asked: What's your opinion of the Prince of Egypt movie?

bipeoplearentyourpawns:

i sent a pestilence a plague into your house into your bed into your streams into your streets into your drink into your bread! upon your cattle, on your sheep upon your oxen, in your field into your dreams into your sleep until you break until you yield! I - sent - the - swarm - I - sent - the - hoard - thu'saieth the looooord 

once i called you brother, once i thought the chance to make you laugh, was all i ever wanted (ISENTHEFIREFROMTHESKYISENTTHEFIRERAININGDOWN.) and even now, i wish that god had chose another, serving as your foe on his behalf, is the last thing that i wanteeeeeeeeeed (I SENT A HAIL OF BURNING ICE ON EVERY FIELD ON EVERY TOWN!) THIS was my home, all this pain and devastation, how it tortures me inside, all the innocent who suffer, from your STUBBORNNESS AND PRIIIIIIIIIIDE (I SENT THE LOCUSTS ON THE WIND SUCH AS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN FROM EVERY LEAF ON EVERY STALK UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT BUT GREEN!I - sent - my - scourge - I - sent - my - sword - thu'saieth the looooord you who i call brother, why must you call down another blow, is this what you wanteeeeeeeed  I - sent - my - scourge - I - sent - my - swoooooooord LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (THUS SAITH THE LORD) THUS SAITH THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD 

you who i called brother, how could you have come to hate me so, is this what you wanted  I - sent - the - swarm - I - sent - the - hoard - then let my heart be hardened, and never mind how high the cost may grow, this will still be so. i will never let. yoooour peeeeeeeopleeeeeee go. (THUS SAITH THE LORD) thus saith the looooooooooord i will not let. (let) your- (my people) gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

phisobi:

smeasel:

targuzzler:

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

(via taffybuns)

theelderscrotes:
“ drowsypuppy:
“ 3rdeyechakra:
“Reblog to make a white gay big mad
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Reblog to make QPOC feel more welcome in their own community
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reblog to normalize explicit support and solidarity for qpoc in the lgbt community
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theelderscrotes:

drowsypuppy:

3rdeyechakra:

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

Reblog to make QPOC feel more welcome in their own community

reblog to normalize explicit support and solidarity for qpoc in the lgbt community

(via dan-mcneely)

kimoose:
““Tangled (2010)
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kimoose:

Tangled (2010)

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(Source: capitulouno, via dan-mcneely)

deliriumbubbles:
“ inaneenglish:
“ neroon:
“ rowanthesloth:
“ turakamyou:
“ safetyhoodie:
“ princesdianas:
“hot news: male reviewer of wonder woman has never heard of lesbians in his life, more at 7
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“lives sexlessly without men” ”
Weak cishet...

deliriumbubbles:

inaneenglish:

neroon:

rowanthesloth:

turakamyou:

safetyhoodie:

princesdianas:

hot news: male reviewer of wonder woman has never heard of lesbians in his life, more at 7

“lives sexlessly without men”

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Weak cishet males

Amazon Society: *produces a 12 volume work on the subject of pleasure*

Diana: When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure, not necessary.

Male Reviewer: I guess that means they don’t know about sex!

Me: Harold, they’re lesbians.

I thought it was pretty clear that both women (but very obviously Antiope) had wives/partners who appeared in multiple background scenes.  But even without that, uh wtf?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

A lesbian friend and I were discussing how cis men can’t handle any kind of sexuality that doesn’t center men. And this is just yet more proof. OMG.

Just Amazons bein’ Palazons.

Diana literally said that men are useless for pleasure.

(Source: lady-hidekos, via robustquestioner)

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

mirrorada:

culturenlifestyle:


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This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.


His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.


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Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

fuck yes

i love this poison ivy levels of revenge

(Source: culturenlifestyle.com, via dan-mcneely)

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via )

lierdumoa:

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

danielkanhai:

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

Primal is sneaking out to your kitchen in the dead if night as your head swivels around checking for danger while stuff snack into your arms and standing stone still in the shadows whenever you hear something

exhibit a: predator instinct 

exhibit b: prey instinct

(via deep-sea-prince)

metalgirlysolid:

earthysuggestion:

if something makes you go ’!!!!’ inside it’s worth keeping around

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