Silver Tongue

Feb 11

saigontimemd:

lenaleaderoftheresistance:

dogalmighty:

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN 

It looks how the song sounds

@leading-nowhere

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semituring:

meganphntmgrl:

spontaneous-purple-giraffe:

fakefurby:

hottest take

Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know.

Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.

The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself.

This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time.

Yeah.

so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh

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past-crowry-blog:

another mystery: solved.

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witch-bolt:

dnd is just improv for nerds who hate both audience pressure and theater kids

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pembrokewkorgi:

doc-ravenbe:

robinmichelleblake:

issuesman:

cheskamouse:

ourexes:

parentheticalaside:

“NOBODY realized how staggeringly incompetent, idiotic, infantile, impulsive, and irresponsible Trump would turn out to be as President.”

Raise your hand if you realized how staggeringly incompetent, idiotic, infantile, impulsive, and irresponsible Trump would turn out to be.

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Originally posted by lightribbon

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Originally posted by katielovesnyc13

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argumate:

wonderytho:

me irl

these fbi headcanons are getting quite detailed

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probaby-offensive-memes:

no need to worry about rover’s speed now

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Literally one of my favorite things is just people in historical costume doing modern things

intothewonderfulunknown:

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Hiveswap Theory Time

spoopyspoony:

OK so, Elwurd is reported to be someone who “knows your mom” thus spawning the theory that she is in cahoots with Joey’s mom.

Now at first I thought that either Marvus’s “texting your sister” thing either clarified Elwurd’s thing as a throwaway joke because Joey doesn’t have a sister, but then I realized,

She DOES have a sister.

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everything-is-connected:

catrickstump:

dispopular:

gamzeemakarababy:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS AND JUST NOW REALIZED THEYRE WEARING YOUNG AND OLD VERSIONS OF THE SAME OUTFIT

I was thinking about this like what if Madame Foster wished she was young again so she could do errands that aren’t easy for her in her old age, so she imagined Frankie.

DON’T.

STOP RIGHT THERE. NOT A SINGLE STEP CLOSER.

I will stop them. frankie is completely human. in the picture day episode you see a picture of her as a child and growing up while madam foster gets older

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