.. is ellen gonna fuck the tiger
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taako, internally: what do straight guys sound like oh yeah i’ve got it
taako: like i always say to the wife before i hop into bed….MAKE ROOM FOR GREG..CUZ GREG’S HERE,,
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My pet peeve in writing is the bilingual character who just sprinkle in words from a different language for no other reason than the author wants to remind you they’re bilingual
whatever do vous mean
tú come into mi casa on this the day of my hija’s boda
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
a post: hey be nice to people
someone on tunmblr.com.edu.gov: hhghghghghghhguhguggh….. sounds neurotypical
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
yeha
Is that a smuppet?
(Source: artichuka2, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
you can leave your horse behind
but your horse can’t dance and if he can’t dance
Well, he’s no horse of mine
(via thatsthat24)
Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level
My girl ain’t never saved the human race
My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was
$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.
^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.
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