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I couldn’t resist trying to draw @sohotthateveryonedied‘s adorable post!
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being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease
I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years
There’s a quote in a letter from some poor Roman stationed out in like, fucking Ukraine, basically saying it’s the worst place to live in the entire world because they grow neither olives nor grapes.
No lube and no wine. WHY EVEN BE ALIVE
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This is both the worst and best thing I’ve ever read.
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Men who value virginity in women over who they are as a person and obsess over their “purity” are seriously the creepiest people alive. Like if you want to be the “first” and mark your territory so bad go pee on a fire hydrant with the rest of the dogs.
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