Silver Tongue

Feb 09

meanmisscharles:
“ meatfighter:
“Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this...

meanmisscharles:

meatfighter:

Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country

Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?

(via afallenwolf)

afallenwolf:

poplitealqueen:

callmebliss:

war-lesbian:

war-lesbian:

war-lesbian:

probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him

her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender

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to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.

as a sort of silver lining, through the grace of the force she was able to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.

::sips coffee::

::stares off into the far reaches of Monday with a sort of blank delight::

WHAT.

I fucking LOVE Wookieepedia!

(via afallenwolf)

casentine:
“ ROXY: see
ROXY: im a goddamn rogue
ROXY: i TAKE shit
ROXY: and now ima take back from the WITCH
ROXY: everything she stole that shoulda been ours
ROXY: promise of a better life
ROXY: a future for humanity and trolls alike
ROXY: all that...

casentine:

ROXY: see
ROXY: im a goddamn rogue
ROXY: i TAKE shit
ROXY: and now ima take back from the WITCH
ROXY: everything she stole that shoulda been ours
ROXY: promise of a better life
ROXY: a future for humanity and trolls alike
ROXY: all that shit
ROXY: im going to swipe its lack
ROXY: and make it all start being a thing again
ROXY: lets never let all that stop from being a thing ever again
ROXY: k guys???

(via newbarrk)

Trump Claims he Sent Norway Fictional Plane from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

ammnontet:

afloweroutofstone:

retrogamingblog:

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Yesterday Trump announced that “In November we started delivering the first F-52s” to Norway. The only problem is that F-52′s only exist in the “Throttle” mission in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

This is real

it’s badass that the President made CoD real

(via wuffleton)

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Feb 08

rpgmakercritical:
“DUDE, JUST STOP.”
This is why im reluctant to believe apologies

rpgmakercritical:

DUDE, JUST STOP.

This is why im reluctant to believe apologies

(via deep-sea-prince)

dehbonair:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

Not even joking, this gave me a mental breakdown

(Source: reddit.com, via gearholder)

possumoftheday:
“Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Apples!
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possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Apples!

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