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@elucidativeillusionist your corndesce marched into my room and forced me to do this.
Oh good grief
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reblog if you agree
anyone in the notes not fully supporting this post is weak and barred from receiving unconditional love
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Who let the dogs out?
Marvus did. He thought it would be a good side show. But he was terribly mistaken.
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havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo
@silver-tongues-blog I should send you shit like this in the mail ;p
that sounds so romantic
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thats too many clowns
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…but if I did own one…
…and someone’s arm appeared through its neck… and its lower body completely disappeared…
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…I feel like I would find that somewhat concerning.
Hairless cats, bodiless dogs, what’s the world coming to?
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Why does Victoria Secret hate fat pussy
Wrong demographic. Find a new brand.
*walks in store with different brand* “uh yes do you sell panties for fatter pussies? I like my lips on the inside”
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once you’re done getting freaky
The most powerful spell tho
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