Silver Tongue

Feb 07

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fs in chat

Context: Towards the end of an hour-long combat
Bloodrager: SOMEONE HELP ME KILL HIM!
Necromancer: I’m trying! This is not going according to plan!

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pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:
pleatherghost:
pleatherghost:
you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.
don’t look the gift horse in a mouth
you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways
this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

dont burn the horses

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thetygre:

psychoticrambling:
my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time
Rolling 1 on a Divination check.

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pembrokewkorgi:

dead-sollux:
rpgmaker:
thatbatterisaspy:
hairandbeardkommando:
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
you can help save punk here
@putuksstuff

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squadron-of-damned:

#who is doing alchemy on the tennis court again
what the hell do you mean again???

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siroftheworld:

im dying

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trans-junk-rat:

itsnicetobeappreciated:
trans-junk-rat:
I love how in the recall short tracer answers the recall immediately. like immediately. do the recall messages just get sent to their personal phones? has tracer just been waiting by her Overwatch Emergency Phone for years waiting for winston to ask her to become a vigilante? I love tracer
Actually she and Winston chat all the time, they have brunch every Sunday, she doesn’t even know it’s for vigilante work when she answers she just thinks it’s time for their weekly nip to the pub
“oi lov ready for our bi-monthly the last unicorn viewing??”
“I actually need you to break multiple international laws with me”
“FANTASTIC”

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