Silver Tongue

Feb 06

alexander:

shadowalker9:

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

mermartian:

mermartian:

mermartian:

you know what trend needs to come back? those fancy old french dresses with the giant hips. the ones that are so wide they look like someone stuck a table in there. i want a dress so big people have to shout casual conversation at me from ten feet away. what kind of love letter to the concept of personal space

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perfect. don’t touch me

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back the fuck off jean pierre!!!!

See they’re wide at the hips, but not so much at the back and front. A good crinoline would solve that problem. And top it off with a wide brim hat armed with a pin for good measure.

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GET. AWAY. FROM ME.

someone get one for me

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gearholder:

firesuperstar:

firesuperstar:

Do u wanna see Marky Fresh

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MARKY FRESH

wow thanks!

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iamterra:

torchembers:

I hate romance stories between dragon and a human and the dragon turns into a human for sexy stuff or romantic stuff. Like. No. Change back. Why the fuck you romancing a dragon if you only wanna bang it as a human.
Fucking faker. Get out.
How dare you

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-Seto Kaiba (Probably)

(via scraps-is-busy)

mote-of-ash:
“@partlysmith
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mote-of-ash:

@partlysmith

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foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

rodeo clown

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69xp:

new personality test

what feelings does this image evoke in you

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