Silver Tongue

Feb 05

dead-sollux:

siderealscribblings:

siderealscribblings:

fandom has taught me not to make my villain a skinny conventionally attractive white man because no matter how horrible I write them, some degenerate is gonna do mental gymnastics to excuse their shitty behavior and ship them with my heroine despite an appalling lack of romantic chemistry

Types of Responses on This Post

• people claiming that “fandom will ship anything” as though skinny cis white boys don’t get fawned over even if they’re serial killers
  
• people dunking on kylo ren
  
• kylo ren fans who are desperately upset by people dunking on kylo ren
  

you think that will save you? hirsch created a one-eyed triangle demon who tried to murder children and look what fucking happened

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moonpaw:

ok so you know how in the beginning the cherubs had their own matchy matchy typing quirk right

who was the first one to go “i like typing like this” and the other copied it but flipped it 

did they do it to spite eachother or just for aesthetics 

obv callie was the first to do a quirk due to her appropriation of troll culture and caliborn was all “FuCK YOu IM BETTER THIS IS BETTER”

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jestre:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

You could say they’re really good at “networking.” ;D

@gearholder

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dandalf-thegay:

wendycorduroy:

eisdax:

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

you….. you understand the implications of this, right?

the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

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Remember: there are exactly *3* dances permissible in the Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? universe.

scoobydoomistakes:

scoobydoomistakes:

1. Small, Vaguely Left-Right Shimmying:

Best done at night, on nearly-identical… 

…and highly-spooky beaches.

2. Ever-So-Slightly Gesticulating:

You know you’re doing it right you if look like you’re aaaaalmost losing your balance… 

…standing on a floating log, like a lumberjack.

And – last of all – don’t forget the rare and legendary…

3. Pulling Each Other Backwards While Your Feet Slide Around Like You’re On Wet Ice

They can even be combined, such as Velma & Shaggy’s majestic crossover of dances 1 & 2. Take notes, class.

And just when you think Fred & Daph’s identical, infinitely-repeated dances couldn’t get any better…

…they’re about to win a TV dance competition for it.

The host stares in awe. “How do they override friction like that?”

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