Silver Tongue

Feb 04

outofcontextdnd:

The pigeon knows abyssal

lone-star-multiple-moons:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

ok, i’m gonna make a lotta connections here, but trust me and follow along

griffin had the plot figured out pretty damn well by crystal kingdom. he had determined:

i would like to posit that, based on these decisions, griffin had also:

so what i’m getting down to is that kravitz/the raven queen were introduced in order to show that the constant resurrection of the ipre and, more specifically, barry and lup’s lichdom have consequences

let’s suppose that i’m right. let’s suppose that i managed to guess the actual line of thought behind the crystal kingdom arc and kravitz’s insertion into the plot.

then can you imagine griffin mcelroy’s fucking face when justin announced that taako, brother to two liches, was going to romance the grim reaper

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luciotheheirofspace:
“ heteromanticmarkiplier:
“Blaire White is a genuinely pathetic human being.
”
I’m confused…so Blaire White is a pathetic human being for pointing out that regardless of political differences or opposing views we shouldn’t...

luciotheheirofspace:

heteromanticmarkiplier:

Blaire White is a genuinely pathetic human being.

I’m confused…so Blaire White is a pathetic human being for pointing out that regardless of political differences or opposing views we shouldn’t destroy friendships because that is petty and insincere?

I’m sorry, but that means that would mean I will never trust anyone that subscribes to radical liberalism or radical conservatism. Why? Well only because that means that you can easily write me off for simple discourse and for someone who has been through a system since the age of six, in which love is not only hard to find, but nearly impossible to genuinely believe exists at times…you only further the scarred idea that trust, loyalty, and love doesn’t exist.

I hate insincerity. I hate people who betray my trust. I despise those that manipulate my loyalty. However, most of all, I can’t, on a conscious level, put into words how unfathomable my disdain for people to drop others because they don’t agree about a view on something. I can’t explain how, to a person that is that mentally scared, how scary and inhumane that seems.


Then again, this is humanity we’re talking about…something to lose faith in for time to time, ne?

I could’ve just used simple Logos, and apathy but it seems people of this day and age comprehend feelings more than simple critical thinking. I dunno…maybe because it’s easier and gets us fucking nowhere. 😒

The reason why is because people like blaire white think that our very own existence and right to live are political opinions rather than things that actively effect thousands of people. if someones idea of a political opinion is to strap me to a chair to electricute my brain in an effort to “fix me” (see mike pence conversion therapy) then yeah, im gonna end the friendship right there.

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nerinin:
“ The goth death team (dressed in these outfits). But we all know who’s the best looker:
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nerinin:

The goth death team (dressed in these outfits). But we all know who’s the best looker:

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dragon-in-a-fez:

theawwesomeeridan:

love-doesnt-discriminate:

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die

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soupery:
“ been rewatching fmab and OOFGh
kofi/patreon
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soupery:

been rewatching fmab and OOFGh

kofi/patreon

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bulbasaur-propaganda:
“This is why you should wake up early
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bulbasaur-propaganda:

This is why you should wake up early

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cryptiboy:

somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy big brother schtick and half of the website is gonna feel guilty and embarrassed for laughing at this joke and will avoid posts that even mention the fbi and the other half are gonna send death threats to the op of the original post and they’re gonna get driven off of tumblr saying some shit like “I’ve realized how toxic and unwelcoming this website is I need some time for myself” and then months later somebody’s gonna point out how it was a coping mechanism form of humor because we literally can do nothing about the fbi monitoring us and then everyone will feel stupid no matter what side they took and we’ll all silently agree to never bring it up again until five years from now in one of those “memes from 2018” posts

(via bloodsbane)

conflictedpsyches:

lilylilymine:

i just imagined orcs getting into fights over how their wife is the biggest, most beautiful with the sharpest teeth.

“HOW DARE!!! THROG’S WIFE SHROKKA IS 10 FEET TALL, HER TEETH BREAK BOULDERS, HER BEAUTY SHAMES THE SUN”

Ok, but this fight, but the two speakers that are aggressively declaring that their wife is more beautiful… are two female orcs that are married to each other.

they try to prove each other is better by feigning being unable to smash rocks in their bare hands and eventually get to being very very very gentle. like a reverse 1uping contest.

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