If two people on exact opposite sides of the Earth dropped a slice of bread on the ground at exactly the same time, the Earth would, very briefly, be a giant sandwich.
If humans ever die out, the next advanced species are gonna find so many well preserved corpses on Everest and wonder how we managed to build a civilization there
I sweat all of y'all on here think archaeologists are dumb or something
“Oh hey, look at these people who obviously froze to death, covered in insulation and climbing gear, on a cold mountain without any sign of habitation, who come from ethnic groups unrelated to the cultures at the base of the mountain, and completely lack any sign of children or elderly; must have been natives of the mountain.”