Silver Tongue

Feb 01

filibusterfrog:
“blepeta
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filibusterfrog:

blepeta

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tfftff:
“ margaritash:
“I’ve finished the animation, but have realized that using complicated colors isn’t a good idea, it is really better to concentrate on lines.
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@since-the-900s
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tfftff:

margaritash:

I’ve finished the animation, but have realized that using complicated colors isn’t a good idea, it is really better to concentrate on lines.

@since-the-900s

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turing-tested:

turing-tested:

what base is sharing furry art

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fukc you. fuck you fyc k you FUCK YIU fuck yifu fuci u ou

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todays dnd campaign

nakmorkesh:

today my players:

- got pickpocketed by a 12 year old child

- our wizard decided the best way to stop him was to cast magic missile at the child

- child almost died 

- wizard got arrested and then bailed out

- players went to a casino to find the thieves guild but the wizard drank fantasy moonshine and passed out 5 minutes in so they couldnt

- next day, its 8:45am and they didnt want to go in too early so they found other things to do during the day

- i had 1 thing planned - a fighting arena - but improved 2 shitty things (a market and a rock museum) so theyd chose the arena

- no

- no

- my players chose the rock museum

- they go to the rock museum that only has five rocks and is run by a goliath man

- he asks if they want the guided tour of these 5 rocks - the fighter says yes and pays 2 copper pieces

- guided tour (that i had to make up on the spot)

- rock 1 - a greystone rock from the greystone area that i found when my brother pushed me off of a cliff at age 5

- rock 2 - a blackstone rock from the blackstone area that my brother gave to me to apologise

- rock 3 - a volcanic rock i found when i lost my leg looking for rocks in a volcano

- rock 4 - the rock i killed my brother with

- rock 5 - a pebble my boyfriend taught me how to skip rocks with - this is my fave rock

- wizard goes and finds a cool rock to give goliath and ends up vomiting over the pebble due to being hungover

- goliath doesnt realise and wizard lures him out of the building whilst fighter cleans up the vomit

- wizard and goliath have a touching heart to heart moment

- goliath says goodbye and takes the pebble with him into a sideroom

- as he leaves the fighter asks him what his name is

- goliath turns round dramatically

- my name,,is,,dwayne johnson 

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morthils:

ineffablewitch:

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ayellowbirds:

monstersdownthepath:

vonbaghager:

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

I got asked for clarification on this (but can’t reblog that particular post cuz on mobile), which I’m more than happy to provide.

In this post, a faerie is asking for ‘your’ name. The way he is wording it, however, and the accompanying beckoning motion, makes it seem as though he is asking for you to physically hand your name over. Which, because of how some faeries operate, he is.

In this instance, saying your name aloud to the fae would be literally giving your name over to him, the exact consequences of which are left up to the imagination–usually, a fae even knowing your name gives it some measure of power over you, but giving something your name would likely let it completely take over your life.

In this instance, the wording you want to use is something like “I will not give you my name, but I will tell you that it’s [name].” Alternately, you can just lie to him.

Might i suggest the less direct yet still name-preserving “you may call me…”? It dodges the request while still giving an answer of a name, which does not even have to be yours, but any name you feel like telling the fae they can use to refer to you. I would recommend “Ainsel”.

Glad Tumblr is still dispensing useful real-life tips

catch me straight up handign over my birth certificate fae’d be doin a better job at my life than me

“yeah go ahead and take it from here lol good luck”

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