hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now.
who?
what is this person talking about
This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies
so if you fucked your clone and took each others virginity, wouldn’t you still be a virgin?
i know this is half shitpost, but you wouldn’t be a virgin because losing your virginity is just a phrase that indicates gaining a new experience. However, it could still be labelled as masturbation.
the matter at hand here isnt “fucking someone that is also yourself” its more along the lines of “if you trade virginities with yourself you’re still a virgin by technical standards”
how on earth do you trade virginities
its the law of conservation of virginity. you dont just lose your virginity when you have sex, you trade it.
can’t wait for the next season of Fullmetal Virgin
full metal virgin (2004) or full metal virgin brotherhood?
If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too
THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!
can we let old people know they can lower the brightness on their phone cause lady sitting next to me on this bus is trying to signal ships in the night with her damn phone that’s so damn bright it look like the Avatar has just been found in an iceberg after 100 years looking like Loki about to roll up on this bus cause he found the damn Tesseract like this phone is straight up about to fucking kameyameya my ass this shit is so god damn bright for no reason it’s a dark bus and this lady looks like she’s Link in a dark dungeon that just opened a treasure chest type shit like i’m going blind folks
