if you ever visit my house unannounced I will assume you’re a demon wearing the face of someone I know in order to gain my trust and I *will* attack you with a big stick
What if I wander into your house on a stormy night, bearing an uncooked turkey as a gift and amicably yet ominously chanting about the sins of unnamed ancestors?
SON YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR A WHACKERING
why am i imagining chef acting like a bethesda npc about this
chef is a bethesda npc
what if its a dark and stormy night and i’m an elderly woman with nothing to offer but a single rose
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Viewing politics as a spectrum with a ‘middle’ and ‘extremes’ is a really powerful and dangerous ideological concept. The prevailing ideology decides what constitutes the middle, its arbitrary, it doesn’t represent any sort of ‘balance’ or any other properties outside of its material content. If your ideology occupies the ‘middle’ space, it’s because the ideas constituting it are normalized in the prevailing mainstream, which speaks to the position of power it occupies, not to its inherent truth, practicality, or morality. There is no such thing as neutral, inaction and abstention are passive support of the underlying power structures of our society.
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you know, it never really registered that the high five sound in the intro was a sound effect. It was so strange to see @therealjacksepticeye do the high five without the sound effect in murder 38
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Couldn’t resist 💎💧💎💧💎💧
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