Silver Tongue

Apr 25

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

toskarin:
someone tells me they’re an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves
sensing?

(via rockboci)

nerevar-quote-and-star:

militechmatty:
partyatsanguines:
thefreegladelancer:
Broke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in a Bethesda game

Woke: Blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong in ANY video game
Woke Supreme™: blaming Todd Howard when something goes wrong IRL
Bespoke: Blaming Todd Howard when things go wrong IRL In front of Actual Todd Howard

(via moonpaw)

2urban2fantasy:

qillermeme:
Pavlov is pissing himself laughing

(via taffybuns)

Apr 24

silver-tongues-blog:

I’m disappointed i havent seen this poll yet but
Which was the first pokemon
Bulbasaur
Mew
Rhydon
Arceus
See Results

cryptotheism:

koobyn:
cryptotheism:
cryptotheism:
The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: “Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia.”
Trump: “Ron De-sanctamonius you’re little pudding fingers boy.”
Biden: “Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos.”
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost

(via stemmmm)

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lagomorpheme:
godbirdart:
godbirdart:
the fact that elon is paying for twitter blue over and over just to make it look like celebrities and public figures are buying into it is hilarious
you can’t make this up
i’m also seeing a lot of people who Didn’t pay for twitter blue also getting checkmarks, so either people are sponsoring their checks or the legacy verification is being reinstated under the [super misleading] “this person paid for twitter blue” notice
musk is currently in a forced-checkmark standoff with dril (who keeps changing his display name to get rid of it) and it’s possibly the only thing worth watching play out on twitter right now
“Offered a complimentary subscription” is an interesting way to say they were checkmarked without their knowledge and against their will. Does he know what ‘offered’ means?

also it might be illegal! it could be considered a false endorsement by forcing it on celebrities to make them advertise it against their will

(via newbarrk)

sillysayaka:

wake up babe new elon crybaby just dropped. you can no longer make fun of someone for having twitter blue. he is equating jokes against twitter blue to the likes of racism, sexism and ableism. this is real.

I wish it was real but either its fake or they removed it.

(via newbarrk)

beardedmrbean:

(via newbarrk)