Silver Tongue

Apr 09

zicko:

mevil:

atrisk:

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

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i accidentally sent this to my boss last year

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thepointofinvention:

businesscrisp:

magecock:

businesscrisp:

i trust tumblr info more than i trust twitter info

i heard theyre making a show about a pansexual whos an introvert and an asexual whos an extrovert

get outta town

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Apr 08

taigordonart:

tanoraqui:

iztarshi:

The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.

Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.

I love it and I’m adopting 20

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did you mean like this or

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weaver-z:

weaver-z:

It’s hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

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letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

favourite part about this is how staff didn’t actually infest our dashes with crabs, they just gave us a crab summoning button and we all simultaneously decided to click it 600 times

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firefox-official:

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

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Apr 07

steampunkforever:

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

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cryptonomica:

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

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my inner monologue as I attempt to not have a weed panic attack in public

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