Silver Tongue

Jun 15

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shishiswordsman:

milesdafoo:

itsbenedict:

namboto:

One Piece makes so much sense of you interpret it as a long running tabletop RPG.

#like no seriously#one piece#all of the straw hats are the PCs#the various speech quirks are the DM doing voices#just#everything works so well if you see it as a bunch of players messing with the DM’s plans in the most glorious way possible#in that they stay in character and the DM couldn’t really tell them no in character creation#‘you want to play a person who transforms into a reindeer?’#‘no I want to play a reindeer who transforms into a person’#‘what do you mean you want to be a cyborg’#‘I wanna be the best swordsman’ ‘oh thank goodness that’s normal#what style do you use?’#‘three sword style’#’…’#‘I hold one in my mouth’

“did you know the rulebook has rules for fire-starting?”

“what?”

“there’s a bit about friction, and i think my character has high enough agility to sort of spin in place and-”

“no.”

“it totally checks out! i ran the numbers, there’s nothing in the rules that says-”

“why would you want to set your leg on fire”

“bonus damage.”

There’s actually a web comic that does this.
It’s called Grand Line 3.5 and it has one of my favorite DnD jokes
The character who plays Luffy has a special D20 that he uses whenever he rolls for diplomacy… It’s special because every side on it is a 1.

Here’s a link to the webcomic! 

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pyrlspite:

imagine living on earth c and you’re walking your dog and you look up to see god drifting through the sky on a jpeggy skateboard and you give him a thumbs up and you can just see him return it with a subtle, unbelievably cool nod

Imagine living on earth c and seeing a trailer for the new summer action blockbuster staring God flaunting his ass like tomb raider.

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garfield-the-dealswarlock:

griffin has been taking note of all the bad things that they have been doing during the podcast, what a legend.

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bloodsbane:

I ALMOST STARTED CRYING OVER LUCRETIA TODAY

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

do u ever consume a media thats so aggressively het that every like Attractive Youngish Character has a really obviously love-interest-y counterpart of the ~~opposite~~ gender? like to the point where when theres 4 dudes and 4 chicks n then AN ADDITIONAL DUDE JOINS THE CAST you’re like

my god… who is this extra man. is one of the OTHER men going to DIE to even out this discrepancy?????? should i be CONCERNED about these other men????

who has lost a man… spare man found… please come and claim him at the front desk

disaster averted; a fifth girl was introduced. stand down. the fifth man is safe

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alarmfire:

i forgot the word intuition so i tried googling it and

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Any wipe can be a one and done if you don’t care enough