why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
What? No one questions when mermaids wear clam shells over their nips, but when Aquaman does it suddenly it’s all weird or something? At least it’s not more perverted starfish.
