Anonymous asked: You should draw a character with a completely different hairstyle than u normally would..Like imagine nepeta with fef's hair or the other way around- also im gay. And only if you have time.
I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation
I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.
He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”
Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.
Jic case you thought I was lying
Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…
BEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN AND WOW I WISH
Anonymous asked: spec i only saw your size ref charts recently but holy shit. holy shit karkat is fucking tiny oh my god. he's probably barely the size of the condesce's littlest toe holy shit. so small. so angry.
if i ever get fired from a job i bet it’ll be something memeworthy but no less depressing like accidentally having sent furry art meant for a close friend to my boss instead or something
Boss: Do you know why I called you in here? Chef: Because I accidentally sent you those pictures of muscular wolves with throbbing knots? Boss who then stops pouring two glasses of wine: Accidentally?
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Actual millennials: Well you see minimum wage is only $7.50 and the cost of living has gone up so we can’t really afford stuff like–
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Wait - the minimum wage for you is $7.50? Where do you live?
Georgia, USA. In a lot of places in the states the minimum wage is $7.50. The better companies start you off with more (usually $8 or $9 if you’re really lucky) but yeah…
Minimum wage here in Nebraska is $9
Yeah it’s more up north than it is in the south. It’s a state-by-state basis.
it also doesn’t help that it would need to be $20 in order to be close to having the worth it did when baby boomers worked
Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience.
