Silver Tongue

Jan 30

“No, you will not become invisible to the orcs if you bathe in their blood. You will become the Walking Dead.” —

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changeling-collective:
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“ points-at-my-hand:
“ Ever wonder how big wolves are and why running from them is a really bad idea?
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This had me so fucked up the first time I...

changeling-collective:

froborr:

weresehlat:

grouch314:

hot4triangle:

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

points-at-my-hand:

Ever wonder how big wolves are and why running from them is a really bad idea?

This had me so fucked up the first time I worked at the zoo. Because honestly they just look like big German-Huskies when they’re not wild. They look like big puppies. And then… they get close to you… And it’s suddenly kinda fucking terrifying. Like “oh this is the animal that used to scare people shitless.” “This is the animal that used to run through nightmares and poems so much.” And you suddenly fucking get it. As cool as these animals are far away, as important as the animals are in their natural environment, as much as we need them to survive… they’re still pretty fucking terrifying 

can you believe these things became our friends

And then people domesticated them and now sleep with them in their beds.

We’re not a species meant to last

I’d actually argue the opposite!

We took these super efficient killing machines and befriended them and now they love and protect us as much as we (ideally) love and protect them

Cats basically domesticated themselves so that they could share in our food, medical care, and affection

In urban spaces, prey species know that there’s a higher likelihood that humans will help you if you’re stuck or injured than them killing or maiming you

It’s just, over time we see trends of our species overcoming environmental pressures that would and do lead to extinction in other species by sharing and forming close bonds with other sentient organisms and just kinda… aggressively community-bonding our way out of it?

For a long time there’s been this pervading idea that we, as a species, are just innately violent and terrible and “sinful” and it’s been that violence that let us survive (see the hunting hypothesis of human evolution). But that’s not what we see

We are, at our core, a species that looks into the face of something other, and thinks “I wonder if they want to be friends?” so long as the individual isn’t actively trying to kill us. Sure, tons of people do awful things every day, but for every terrible act or thought on this Earth, there are a dozen acts of kindness that people do casually for complete strangers

So yeah. We looked at these massive fluffy monsters with the sharp claws and crushing jaws rooting in our garbage just beyond the campfire and thought, the way no other species before or after us has done to the same extent; “They look friend-shaped!”

And they were. And that is how we got to be the dominant species on this planet

Even now, how many people fantasize about being friends (or more than friends, heh) with a monster? Wolves were the monsters of our species’ infancy, and that’s exactly what we did. We made friends with the monsters.

The radical embrace of the Other has always been our way forward as a species. It still is.

So what you’re saying is…

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Anonymous asked: MOD FESS I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW JADE

betasdaily:

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traumadic:

“But the age of consent is-”
Okay but hear me out: stop trying to fuck kids

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multigloria:

someone: supergirl can’t like lena, she has liked boys before 

me, a bisexual:

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someone: can you believe andrew garfield said he wanted spiderman to get a boyfriend, i mean he had a girlfriend in the past, he can’t be gay 

me, a bisexual:

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someone: steve rogers can’t be with bucky, he dated peggy, he is obviously straight

me, a bisexual:

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someone: what do you mean wonderwoman is bisexual? she had a boyfriend

me, a bisexual:

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someone: this character is straight because he/she only has been with people of the opposite gender

me, a bisexual:

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badoccultadvice:

bittertits:

charlottemarney:

i feel like a good rule of thumb for historians/historical biographers is that the reader shouldn’t be able to tell which historical figures you want to have sex with

this feels like a really low bar and yet

hey op I’m not sure you understand why people become historians in the first place

Related: why people become necromancers.

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tombstonettromboners:

sn0wbro:

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

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Not including the legend himself:

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birdwithapeopleface:

beverlyroadgoose:

minimalist bedrooms are nice but you’ll never catch my cluttered materialist ass alive

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