Silver Tongue

Jan 29

saipng:
me, preparing to make a post on tumblr.com
nailed it

pyotr-kirillovich-bezukhov:
squiddleprincess:
From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:
Polyamory
The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single
The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?
4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasn’t even part of the triangle proper.
5. All three characters realizing they’re better as friends and going go kart racing

(via deep-sea-prince)

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devilishdescent:

devilishdescent:
i know we make fun of baby boomers n shit for not being able to relate to millennials but we really are fucking impenetrable human beings
“so what do you talk about with your internet friends?”

(via mbulteau)

excess-of-cats:

mariopowertennis:
metalslugx:
Goth Clowns are just Mimes
My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes
Your gf who works with clowns

(via mbulteau)

mbulteau:

theharbingersdiary:
Real life moon wand.
Built by myself using brass, redgum, amethyst, and other assorted gemstones.
@awildchabi

(via mbulteau)

mbulteau:

grawly:
grawly:
“Tommy Wiseau is 62 years old” is quite possibly the only statement I’ve ever heard that simultaneously made me both vehemently reject its truth and also accept it absolutely and completely.
I have a running theory that Tommy Wiseau is the only person who has ever successfully entered New Game+ in real life and this isn’t helping to discredit that theory.
Tommy Wiseau is not of this temporal realm.

(via mbulteau)

benepla:

bumblebeebats:

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druidviolence:

eggcup:
rest in peace
goodbye my baby
goodbye my honey
goodbye my ragtime gal

(via mbulteau)

showerthoughtsofficial:

There is no reason to fear ghosts, ever. Either they can hurt you or they can’t. If they can’t, then the best they can do is the occasional scare. And if they can hurt/kill you, then you’re a ghost too now and it’s fucking on.

(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)