Silver Tongue

Jan 29

outofcontextdnd:

Bard: “You brought fire to a lyre fight.”

Wizard: “Well, you know what they say - lyre, lyre, pants on fire.”

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lord-kitschener:

hustlerose:

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency

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showerthoughtsofficial:

If you place a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room you can wirelessly transmit water

(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)

Jan 28

pay what you want until feb 14th

Im opening pay what you want commissions until feb 14th

lieutenant-sapphic:

unless

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adhdkirabraginsky:

saladsaladnovski:

laurelhach:

laurelhach:

that post with the horse+dog mouth bugs me bc the mouth wasn’t photoshopped in line with the jaw hinge

the truth…is worse

i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that

thanks, its bad

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earthcomet:

Me every morning

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nonrhotic:

cop: has a wide range of professions to choose from including cake decorator at ralph’s, decides to go with the one where you hunt people down with guns
cop: i’m just doing what i’m told. i’m just doing my job. this is out of my hands. there is literally nothing else i can do. this is my profession. i was born a cop

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