Silver Tongue

Apr 06

krishna-priyatama asked:

Following your dada and past dada post with Mewtwo and bby Amber , what would be Bby Huey's' reaction to your Newt and @mewtwoandme 's Newt trying to bamboozle him like that ??

xxtc-96xx:

xxtc-96xx:

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double bamboozle because mama and @mewtwoandme ’s future feral!mama don’t have a scarf to differentiate them XD

they broke baby’s brain

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oh, there she goes

inthefallofasparrow:

jolyneart:

trans:

trans:

How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though

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Jesus of Nazareth when Judas sells him out for thirty pieces of silver which is worth $370 dollars in current money.

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demilypyro:

mousegirlpenis:

demilypyro:

I’ve never seen a traffic accident happen in my life, let alone been involved with one, America sounds wild

i was thinking that cyclists in the netherlands must be going super slow because even without traffic i’ve been in some nasty accidents on bikes and then i remembered you don’t have hills

We also have, y'know, decent traffic laws, city plans that make things accessible without necessitating cars, infrastructure that promotes safety, and a different cultural mindset

my car got totaled when someone ran a red light and T-boned me. due to insurance bullshit i got jack shit

Apr 05

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new long form video essay just dropped

Apr 04

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disgustedorite:

wittysquiddy:

kawaiite-mage:

god the new girl has so many more polygons than me I’m pathetic I’ll never be as popular as her

And then her sister shows up one day with an even bigger polygon count i mean some massive polygonalbahongas humongous polyhungogogalangas

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Apr 03

geryuthetzakandi asked: image

For your consideration

xxtc-96xx:

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but of course

xxtc-96xx:

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oh

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